Random Fact Generator

[Lady Vengeance]

I was scolded yesterday by rhiannon for my recent lack of activity on your glorious skafunkle forum.
So there was only one thing I could obviously think of doing:
A homage to my favourite websites:

1)http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=vin
[ random vin diesel fact generator]

2)http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

so there. Your challenge is simple:
Make up funny/ amusing ( non offensive facts rhiannon)
all about skafunklettes like ben/ elen/ rhi.

The genious has spoken!

[Lady Vengeance]

Here are some examples:

Ben swallow doesnt shave, he kicks himself in the face

Rhiannon budden invented black

Elen doesnt believe in Germany

Megan's favourite colour is michael palin

[L.N]

some genius ideas there ladies!
*bows down*
nah seriously.....
that could work

[Lady Vengeance]

*The Bible was orininally titled 'Megan, Jesus and friends

*It is scientifically impossible for rhiannon budden to have had a mortal father. The most popular theory is that she went back in time and fathered herself.

*"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what LN calls the pile of dead ninjas in her front yard.


*Everybody loves Raymond. Except Ben swallow